The Driver (2019)

After a plague of the undead decimates human life on earth, a former hit man (Mark Dacascos, JOHN WICK 3), his wife (Julie Condra, “Eerie, Indiana”), and daughter, Bree (Noelani Dacascos, OH LUCY!), live quietly in a survivalist compound. But when their base is attacked, a massive explosion summons a swarm of the undead. They escape and must seek out the Haven, a rumored sanctuary up north, while the father teaches his daughter to shoot, drive, and survive before time runs out. This page has 

Sometime you have to endure such a horrible movie just to realize how good other movies are. I’m not sure if to applaud the director for filming this in under 2 weeks and under $1M or to scold him for creating such a stinker of garbage. This movie is bad start to finish, and I mean BAD. Where to start? camera action- insulting, zombie makeup – horrible, zombie acting and movement – laughable. Action scene – lets say even the guns don’t look real. Dialog – cringey at best. Filmxy has 

Setup and scenery – ridiculous. Mark Dacascos is not a bad actor but with the editing and bad dialogue there is not much you can do. Adding insult to injury is the horrible story line, it is down-right boring. I had to stop myself many times from giving up watching just based on boredom alone. Oh yes, and if you call a movie “the driver” can you have him drive faster than 40 MPH at some point? That car was so out-of-place it looked like it was picked up for the weekend for some local car dealership, maybe they didn’t have insurance on it so they had to drive it slow at all times? What feels like 1 hour in due to the slow movement and horrible directing and acting , and cheesy dialog, I still see opening credits going, I knew this was gonna be bad, waited another agonizing 10 minutes which felt like 14 hours, yes park the car and clean it, I can assume bmw funded this or provided free car, but after that still no driving hmm, boring slow motion shots of him walking down hall for 10 minutes, super closeups I mean wtf is the camera man obsessed with him or just doesn’t know how to use the zoom.