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A Yeti is convinced that the elusive creatures known as "humans" really do exist.
A Yeti is convinced that the elusive creatures known as "humans" really do exist.
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Don't waste your time... Interesting concept. Lots of potential that goes NO WHERE and does NOTHING! Think of a Kickstarter project where there is a lot of promise and the guy blows all the money on himself and then realises with the last few thousand bucks he needs to make a movie. This is what this feels like. Lots of talking, some back story, no progression, characters screw, when they finally start to try to leave - the entire reason you watched this movie- it ends. ie this Kickstarter guy ran out of money and had to come up with an ending. AKA - IT SUCKS!
This movie is tectonic plate slow, tries to makes cliche grandeur human gestures about resilience and the human spirit, while actually being puddle deep and has an absolutely infuriating ending that makes no sense for anyone in the situation of these characters. I absolutely hated this movie and am sick of these stories that go in this formulaic way that offer nothing more than a good way to waste 90 mins of my limited time on this earth. The acting was fine and was cast well, these actors I appreciate tremendously for doing what they could, but this movie was infuriating on so many levels. If you are going to drag me through 90 mins of this slow moving story for the love of humanity, please make it worth my while. That grand cliche gesture at the end made me want to tear my face off.
I should have stopped watching when she said that bacteria was extracting oxygen from ammonia.. um what? Ammonia consists of hydrogen and nitrogen, so that isn't possible. Other than the incredibly bad science, this movie was incredibly boring. I kept expecting them to show IO or the colony (you know, like what the movie is named after), but no. You are instead subjected to watching this woman go about her routine, meeting a guy in a balloon, an awkward encounter with no chemistry and then a lame ending that leaves you scratching your head wondering is she really survived or if was just a fantasy.
Posted on: December 3rd, 2018
Posted by: shadow