Dracula 3000 (2004)

It started with what could have been a fun premise. Retelling Bram Stoker’s Dracula story in the future. There’s a salvage crew that’s sent out to investigate a cargo ship that’s lost in space called the Demeter. Fans of the original novel will unwittingly assume that this is to be a straightforward retelling of Dracula set in the future… unfortunately, short of sharing character names, this one takes the lowbrow route and goes into the B-movie galaxy twenty minutes later when Coolio becomes a vampire. Trust me when I tell you he’s the best actor in the movie, and that’s not saying much. This page has dracula 3000 2004, watch online, dracula 3000 2004 free download, full movie hd.

In the year 3000, the deep space salvage ship Mother III locates the vanished starship Demeter in the Carpathian System. Captain Abraham Van Helsing and his crew composed of the blonde assistant Aurora Ash; the crippled navigator Arthur “The Professor” Holmwood, who believes that he is a genius; the strong and dumb Humvee; the intern Mina Murry; and the drug addicted 187, decide to claim the possession of Demeter. While exploring the spacecraft, they see a tape of fifty years ago of Captain Varna telling that he was locked in his cabin since his crew was acting weird after getting a cargo of coffins in Transylvania station. Filmxy has Dracula 3000 (2004) Online Full Movie, Dracula 3000 (2004) free download HD Bluray 720p 1080p with English subtitle. Stars: Casper Van Dien, Erika Eleniak, Coolio.

When 187 decides to search in the coffins for some possible hidden dope, he cuts his hand and his blood awakes Count Orlock, a.k.a. Count Dracula. When Aurora discloses who Dracula is, the survivors try to find a way to destroy the vampire. I’m at a loss for words. This movie is beyond description. I don’t believe there is a language on Earth that has a word that can describe how horrible this movie is. If you do attempt to watch it, be sure to stick around for the “suprise ending”. I only made it about three quarters of the way through this piece of crap before I couldn’t take it anymore. Fortunately(or unfortunately) a couple of my buddies stayed till the end. When they woke up from their coma and after a couple of weeks of therapy they were able to fill me in on what I had missed. This movie has no story, no plot, horrible writing, and even worse acting. If you enjoy watching train wrecks or auto accidents then this film is for you. I think my IQ dropped about 30 points from watching this (insert expletive here). Considering that they wanted to do a vampire movie in space, I thought, “Well, it’ll probably be pretty cheesy, but at least interesting enough to see a different take on the whole genre.” Whoops. I don’t care what kind of movies you like; even if you’re the biggest vampire, horror, thriller, or suspense fan in the world, or adversely, if you’ve never seen a horror movie before and would expect that your first would be impressive in any way whatsoever…you’re wrong. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a “made for TV movie” or after-school special this bad. I’ve never seen a TV pilot show this bad. I’ve never seen footage of animals sleeping or shitting that’s as bad as this. This is, by far, the single biggest waste of hours you could otherwise spend contemplating the importance of dish towels and their effect on your life. I would far rather be trapped in a bathroom for weeks with nothing to consume but my own urine and excrement than watch even a single clip of this movie again. Watching this made me wish for the fates that the characters fell to instead of dealing with knowing that I paid money to watch it. It was, however, like a train wreck: so bad you just couldn’t help but watch, hoping something good might happen. It didn’t. Please, for the love of God, if you or your friends – even if using illicit substances while doing so – even consider watching this movie, choose instead to have a contest to see who can shoot a snot-rocket farther. It will bring you far greater enjoyment and entertainment.