Cleavers: Killer Clowns (2019)

First and foremost, if you were intrigued by the title as I was, I want to warn you that this IS a sequel to a 2015 film. I didn’t know that until after I watched it. So if you want to watch the films in order, you may want to put this on the back burner, and look up the original title, I cannot remember it off the top of my head, all I can tell you is that its an MJ Dixon film, as this one is, which is another thing I would like to discuss. This page has cleavers: killer clowns 2019, watch online, cleavers: killer clowns 2019 free download, full movie hd.

This man can direct. He actually learned the right way. He got his experience by doing shorts, before graduating to finally cranking out his first feature film almost ten years ago, a title nobody has probably heard of before. He can direct quite well. And Cleavers: Killer Clowns is well directed, well written, cinematography is great for a low budget film, and is altogether a well made movie. Now. What it is NOT, is a well made horror movie. Filmxy has Cleavers: Killer Clowns (2019) Online Full Movie, Cleavers: Killer Clowns (2019) free download HD Bluray 720p 1080p with English subtitle. Stars: Georgie Smibert, Gemma Louise Troughton, Paul Rogers

This claims to be a comedy horror film. I found this neither of the two. This is more of a mystery, and I will not even go out of my way and say that this is even a horror or slasher movie of any type, because when the movie is halfway over, and you haven’t even established a body count yet, how can you call it so? 

Don’t get me wrong, there’s a few gory kills, but they are few far and between, and most of you won’t make it that far, because you’re going to get frustrated with that “NOTHING IS HAPPENING!” feeling, and you’re going to shut this off. It’s what I wanted to do, but I watched the film so that you don’t have to. When all the math is added up in the end, Cleavers: Killer Clowns is subtracting a lot of content that is missing to be claiming this as a horror movie. 

It’s a mystery with a few “it will get by” kills. Doesn’t work like that. The story goes as follows: it’s Halloween, 1995, and a sheriff is on hot pursuit of an ice cream truck with a killer clown, with his sidekick female partner. When the sheriff winds up dead ( off camera), the partner goes on an unauthorized investigation five years later to try and catch the killer bozo who not only murdered a sheriff, but is also murdering innocent people. From here, it’s just a lot of mystery stuff. Messages are written, “He’s here”, “I’m back”, you know….just a few surprises to surpass the running time of the film. 

The clowns wind up going after a family that is always winding up in the middle of nowhere, for some odd reason. For the most part, if you are looking for an extremely gory movie with a killer clown who goes on a murder spree with his daughter, with many, many, many over the top gory kills, you are by far looking for a movie called 100 Tears, which was released in 2007. If you’re looking, however, for a movie where a clown goes on a murder spree with his daughter with more drama then kills, then you are looking for Cleavers: Killer Clowns. Just be warned, it doesn’t start picking up steam until about an hour in. In my opinion, by that time, its too late.