Cannibals and Carpet Fitters (2017)

I’m a yank but spent a lot of time in the UK and in similar venues as this one. Great parody of small business where cliches abound but cliches create laughs. loved the dumb blonde who only answers the phone if she’s not filing her nails (can’t call for help if dumb blond won’t answer) The whole rich people in mansions will pay more (absolutely gorgeous footage of mansion house aerial & other) but we’ll do a crappy job anyway lends a back & forth ok so they’re all a bit unsympathetic) Shout out to 7 foot Phil Martin for always adding the “looming” factor- no camera tricks needed. Fun scenes in places like the kitchen where you can play the continuity game. Fantastic tunnel fun. This page has cannibals and carpet fitters 2017, watch online, cannibals and carpet fitters 2017 free download, full movie hd.

I’ll leave it at that, and attention paid to “wait why is…oh yeah he padlocked it” games Hilarious scenes of incompetent workers with the main contractor increasingly frustrated. Nice sudden ‘what the?’ scares without needing to rely on “call it in jump scares” Beautiful tasty Gore. This girl loves me good tool use! I consistently laughed hard. I’m glad that the original reception the ‘short film received allowed this full one to blossom albeit at a trim under 90 minutes. Filmxy has Cannibals and Carpet Fitters (2017) Online Full Movie, Cannibals and Carpet Fitters (2017) free download HD Bluray 720p 1080p with English subtitle. Stars: Darren Sean Enright, Richard Lee O’Donnell, Zara Phythian

Slasher comedy!!?? well how ironic i may sound , youll have a brilliant example in this little british flick. a thin story,buty the acting and the figures are just hillariously well done,and youll get full credit for your money , if….you can live through the stash of slash and blood splattered over all the new lain carpets. there are suspense from beginning to end, the jolts of surprise comes even though you know itll come.. technically its among the best ive seen in the horror genre lately.the special effects are great,editing and filming good,the set design excellent. its also filled with strong rural english language and humour , so if youre able to take the blood its highly recommended.