Avenger Dogs (2019)

I watched Avenger Dogs. I took one for the IMDB Team. My contribution to the human race is this review so that future generations of bored kids and stoners who can’t decide what to watch on a boring Saturday afternoon will avoid this film like the plague. This page has avenger dogs 2019, watch online, avenger dogs 2019 free download, full movie hd.

First of all, it’s exactly what it sounds like: Avengers…..like the superhero type….but as DOGS. Why? I don’t know. I don’t even think the writers and director know. I assume it was just ’cause. Only instead of dog versions of Iron Man, Hulk, Thor, and Captain America, Avenger Dogs gives us a pretty big roster of doggie superheroes whose names are puns related to things about dogs…sorta. So you’ve got Butter Paws, Fuzz Face, Tinkerpoo (yeah….I don’t know why either), Space Lobber, Birdbutt, Grubhead, Tuffnut, and Sky Fetcher. But then not only does it try to rip-off The Avengers, but also Nickelodeon’s Paw Patrol. Only without the cutesy kiddie charm that series thrives off of. Filmxy has Avenger Dogs (2019) Online Full Movie, Avenger Dogs (2019) free download HD Bluray 720p 1080p with English subtitle. Stars: Joachim Cruise, Luka Pilar, Sam Pitt.
 

Story-wise, it’s garbage. It tries to take every superhero and sci-fi cliche and mutt them up. You could see lots of influence from Gundam, Star Trek, Star Wars, Avengers, Justice League, Transformers, etc…all mashed up into a big drool covered tennis ball thwacking around in space. It makes no sense whatsoever, but I guess they tried to capitalize solely on dog lovers. But, as a dog lover, myself, I gotta say: IT’S REALLY STUPID. It also doesn’t help that the animation is horrendous. 

I mean it’s not even up to the level of Disney’s straight to DVD collection of dog buddies movies (see: Air Buddies, Snow Buddies, Spooky Buddies, etc….) and if we’re being totally honest here, both Space Buddies (2009), and Super Buddies (2013) look so much better. Even both Cats & Dogs movies, which already did the whole “dogs with secret identities fighting crime” as early as 2001 (the sequel was in 2013), are better productions, as was Disney’s live-action Underdog movie from 2007.

What is my point? Well this dog thing has already been done very well by the masters of family entertainment. Anything else by comparison looks terrible but even without comparing it to anything, as a standalone film left to it’s own merits: IT’S A BOMB. A straight up dog poo in the paper bag left on your doorstep bomb. Trust me, you don’t want to step in this. Trust me.