The Dead Don’t Die (2019)

I hate this movie. I saw it for free and still want my money back. It is an absolutely pointless, meandering vanity project that attempts to trick you into thinking it’s cleverer than it is. According to the director himself, it was designed to be a dumb movie comprised of dumb bits as a way to make money hanging out with his friends. And what’s worse is that the trailer tricks you into thinking it is an entirely different movie – the worst kind of lie you can tell in an effort to lure people away from their hard-earned money and precious time. This page has the dead don’t die 2019, watch online, the dead don’t die 2019 free download, full movie hd.

There is literally no point to anything that happens; Jarmusch has no sense of pace or urgency or meaning. And in my opinion, art for the sake of itself alone is condescending towards your audience. I normally like his work, along with all of the actors, the subject matter and tone – this should have been right in my wheelhouse. But I left feeling like the director had a contemptuous view of the people watching his film (in EVERY regard) and that just doesn’t sit well with me. Not everything has to matter in a movie, but SOMETHING should. Filmxy has The Dead Don’t Die (2019) Online Full Movie, The Dead Don’t Die (2019) free download HD Bluray 720p 1080p with English subtitle. Stars: Bill Murray, Adam Driver, Tom Waits

Yeah I get that this is a big satirical commentary on zombie movie tropes, blended in with a big metaphorical commentary on society, and capped with a little diatribe from Tom Waits as the “outward observer”, but the entire thing is just SO slow that it’s utterly boring. I literally fell asleep in the middle of it and had to start it over again. The jokes aren’t funny and the story elements go nowhere.

Maybe if they hadn’t spent so much money on the rock-star cast of A-list celebrities they would have had more left over in the budget for a story with jokes. Honestly I think the reason the whole thing moved so dreadfully slow is because they had to find a way to fill 90 minutes. Watch the thing at 1.5x normal playback speed, and maybe the high-pitched voices and better pacing will make it salvageable.